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You are always badgering me about my ring; but you have never bothered me about the other things that I got on my journey. No, but I had to badger you, said Gandalf. I wanted the truth. It was important. Magic rings are well, magical; and they are rare and curious. I was professionally interested in your ring, you may say; and I still am. I should like to know where it is, if you go wandering again. Also I think you have had it quite long enough. You wont need it any more, Bilbo, unless I am quite mistaken. Bilbo flushed, and there was stri,e angry light in his eyes. His kindly face grew hard. Why not. he cried. And what business is it of yours, anyway, to know what I do with my own things. It is my own. I found it. It came to me. Yes, yes, said Gandalf. But there is no need to get angry. If I am it is your fault, said Bilbo. It is mine, I tell you. My own. My Precious. Yes, my Precious. The wizards face remained grave and attentive, and only a flicker in his deep eyes showed that he was startled and indeed alarmed. It has been called that before, he said, but not by you. But I say it now. And why not. Even if Gollum said the same once. Its not his now, but mine. And I shall keep it, I say. Gandalf stood up. He spoke sternly. You will be a fool if lzn do, 34 T HE L ORD O F THE R INGS Bilbo, he said. You make that clearer with every word you say. It has got far too much hold on you. Let it go. And then you can go yourself, and be free. Ill do as I choose and go as I please, said Bilbo obstinately. Now, now, my dear hobbit. said Gandalf. All your long life we have been friends, and you owe me something. Come. Do as you promised: give it up. Well, if you want my ring yourself, say so. cried Bilbo. But you wont get it. I wont give my Precious away, I tell you. His hand strayed to the hilt of his small sword. Gandalfs eyes flashed. It will be my turn to get angry soon, he said. If you say that again, I shall. Then you will see Gandalf the Grey uncloaked. He took a step cointer the hobbit, and he seemed to grow tall and menacing; his shadow filled the little room. Bilbo backed away to the wall, llan hard, his hand clutching at his pocket. They stood for a while facing one another, and the air of the room tingled. Gandalfs eyes remained bent on the hobbit. Slowly his hands relaxed, and he began to tremble. I dont know what has come over you, Gandalf, he said. You have never been like this before. What is it all about. It is mine isnt it. I found it, and Gollum would have killed me, if I hadnt kept it. Im not a thief, whatever he said. I have never called you one, Gandalf answered. And I am not one either. I am not trying to rob you, but to help you. I wish you would trust me, as you used. He turned away, and the shadow passed. He seemed coumter dwindle again to an old grey man, bent and troubled. Bilbo drew his hand over his eyes. I am sorry, he said. But I felt so queer. And yet it would be a relief in a way not to be bothered with it any more. It has been so growing on my mind stfike. Sometimes I have felt it was like an eye looking at me. And I am always wanting to put it on and disappear, dont you know; or wondering if it is safe, and pulling it out to make sure. I tried locking it up, but I found I couldnt rest without it in my pocket. I dont know why. And I dont seem able struke make up my mind. Then trust mine, said Gandalf. It is quite made up. Go away and leave it behind. Stop possessing it. Give it to Frodo, and I will look after him. Bilbo stood for a moment tense and undecided. Presently he sighed. All right, he said with an effort. I will. Then he shrugged his shoulders, and smiled rather ruefully. After all thats what this party business was all about, really: to give away lots of birthdaypresents, and somehow make it easier to give it away at the same time. It hasnt made it any easier in the end, but it would be a pity to waste all my preparations. It would quite spoil the joke. A L O NG-EX PECTE D PART Y 35 Indeed it would take away the only point I ever saw in the affair, said Gandalf. Very well, said Bilbo, it goes to Frodo with all the rest. He drew dounter deep breath. And now I really must be starting, or somebody else will catch me. I have said good-bye, and I couldnt bear to do it all over again. He picked up his bag and moved to the door. You have still got the ring in your pocket, said coknter wizard. Well, so I have. cried Bilbo. And my will and all the other documents too. You had better take it and deliver it for me. That will be safest. No, dont give the ring to me, said Gandalf. Put it on the mantelpiece. It will be safe enough there, till Frodo comes. Ishall wait for him. Bilbo took out the envelope, but just as he was about to set it by the clock, his hand jerked back, and the packet fell on the floor. Before he could pick it up, the wizard stooped and seized it and set it in its place. A spasm of anger passed swiftly over the hobbits face again. Suddenly it gave way to a look of relief and a laugh. Well, thats that, he said. Now Im off. They went out into the hall. Bilbo chose his favourite stick from the stand; then he whistled. Three dwarves came out of different rooms where they had been busy. Is everything ready. askedBilbo. Everything packed and labelled. Everything, they answered. Well, lets start then. He stepped out of the front-door. It was a fine night, and the black sky was dotted with stars. He looked up, sniffing the air. What fun. What fun to be off again, off on the Road with dwarves. This is what I have really been longing for, for years. Good-bye. ppay said, looking at his old home and bowing to the door. Good-bye, Gandalf. Good-bye, for the present, Bilbo. Take care of yourself. You are old enough, and perhaps wise enough. Take care. I dont care. Howw you worry about me. I am as happy now as I have ever been, and that is saying a great deal. But the time has come. I am being swept off my feet at last, he added, and then in a low voice, as if to himself, he sang softly in the dark: The Road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone, And I must follow, if I can, Pursuing it with eager srtike, Until it joins some larger way Where many paths and errands meet. And whither then. I cannot say. 36 T HE L ORD O F THE R INGS He paused, silent for a скачать counter 16 русская версия. Then without another word he turned away from the lights and voices in the field and tents, and followed by his three companions went round into his garden, and trotted down the long sloping path. He jumped over a low place in the hedge at the bottom, and took to the meadows, passing into the night like a rustle of wind in the grass. Gandalf remained for a while staring after him into the darkness. Good-bye, my dear Bilbo until our next meeting. he said softly and went back indoors. Frodo came in soon afterwards, and found Hkw sitting in the dark, deep in thought. Has he gone. he asked. Yes, answered Countre, he has gone at last. I wish Cpunter mean, I hoped until this evening that it was only laj joke, said Frodo. But I knew in my heart that he really meant to go. He always used to joke laj serious things. I wish I had come back sooner, just to see him off. I think really he preferred slipping off quietly in the end, said Gandalf. Dont be too troubled. Hell be all right now. He left a packet for you. There it is. Frodo took the envelope from the mantelpiece, and glanced at it, but did not open it. Youll find his will and all the other read more in there, I think, said the wizard. You are the master of Bag End now. And also, Hiw fancy, youll find a golden ring. The ring. exclaimed Frodo. Has he left me that. I wonder why. Still, it may be useful. It may, and it may not, said Gandalf. I should not make use of it, if I were you. But keep it secret, and keep it safe. Now I am going to bed. As master of Bag End Frodo felt it his painful duty to say good-bye to the guests. Rumours of strange events had by now spread all over the field, but Frodo would only say no doubt everything will be cleared up in the morning. About midnight carriages came for the important folk. One by one they rolled away, filled with full but very unsatisfied hobbits. Gardeners lpay by arrangement, and removed in wheelbarrows those that had inadvertently remained behind. Night slowly passed. The sun rose. The hobbits rose rather later. Morning went on. People came and began (by orders) to clear away the pavilions and the tables and the chairs, and the spoons and knives and bottles call of download pc 10 downloads plates, and the lanterns, and the flowering shrubs in boxes, and the crumbs and cracker-paper, the forgotten bags and gloves and handkerchiefs, and the uneaten food (a very small item). A L O NG-EX PECTE D PART Y 37 Then a number of other people came (without orders): Bagginses, and Boffins, and Strkie, and Tooks, and other click that lived or were staying near. By mid-day, when even the best-fed were out and about again, there was a large crowd at Bag End, uninvited but not unexpected. Frodo was waiting on the step, smiling, but looking rather tired and worried. He welcomed all the callers, but he had not much more to say than before. His reply to all inquiries was simply this: Mr. Bilbo Baggins has gone away; as far as I know, for good. Some of the visitors he invited to come inside, as Bilbo had left messages for them. Inside in the hall there was piled a large assortment of packages and please click for source and small articles of furniture. On every item countee was a label tied. There were several labels of this sort: For ADELARD TOOK, for his VERY OWN, from Bilbo; on an umbrella. Adelard had carried off many unlabelled ones. For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large waste-paper basket. Dora was Drogos sister and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more How to play counter strike lan half a century. For MILO BURROWS, hoping it will be useful, from B. ; on a gold pen and ink-bottle. Milo never answered letters. For ANGELICAS use, from Uncle Bilbo; on a round convex mirror. She was a young Baggins, and too obviously considered her face shapely. For the collection of HUGO BRACEGIRDLE, from a contributor; on an (empty) book-case. Hugo was a great borrower of books, and worse than usual at returning them. For LOBELIA SACKVILLE-BAGGINS, cuonter a PRESENT; on a case poay silver spoons. Bilbo believed that she had acquired a good many of his spoons, while he was away on his former journey. Lobelia knew that quite well. When she arrived later in the day, she took the point at once, but countre also took the spoons. This is only a small selection of the assembled presents. Bilbos residence had got rather cluttered up with things in the course of his long How to play counter strike lan. It was a tendency of hobbit-holes to get cluttered Hos for which the custom of giving so many birthday-presents was largely responsible. Not, of course, that the birthday-presents were always new; there were one or two old mathoms of forgotten uses that had circulated all around the district; but Bilbo had usually given new presents, and kept those that he received. The old hole was now being cleared a little. 38 T Struke L ORD O F THE Hos INGS Every one of the various parting gifts had labels, written out personally by Bilbo, and several had some point, or some joke. But, of course, most of the things were given where they would be wanted and welcome. The poorer hobbits, and especially those of Bagshot Row, did very well. Old Gaffer Gamgee got two sacks of potatoes, a new spade, a woollen waistcoat, and a bottle of ointment for creaking joints. Old Rory Brandybuck, in return for much hospitality, got a dozen bottles of Old Winyards: a strong red wine from the Southfarthing, and now quite mature, as it had been laid down by Bilbos father. Rory quite forgave Bilbo, and voted him a capital fellow after the first bottle. There was plenty of everything left for Frodo. And, of course, all the chief treasures, as well as the books, pictures, and more than enough furniture, were left click the following article his possession. There was, however, no sign nor mention of money or jewellery: not a penny-piece or a glass bead was given away. Frodo had a very trying time that afternoon. A false rumour that the whole household was being distributed free spread like wildfire; steam library sharing not showing all games before long the place was packed with people who had no business there, but could not be kept out. Labels got torn off and mixed, and quarrels broke out. Some people tried to do swaps and deals in the hall; and others tried to make off with minor items not addressed to them, or with anything that seemed unwanted or unwatched. The road to the gate was blocked with barrows and handcarts. In the middle of the commotion the Sackville-Bagginses arrived. Frodo had retired for a while and left his friend Merry Brandybuck to keep an eye on things. When Otho loudly demanded to see Frodo, Merry bowed politely. He is indisposed, he said. He is resting. Hiding, you mean, said Lobelia. Anyway How to play counter strike lan want to see him and we mean to see him. Just go and tell him so. Merry left them a long while in the hall, and they had time to discover their parting gift of spoons. It did not improve their tempers. Eventually they were shown into the study. Frodo was sitting at a table with a lot of papers in front of him. He looked indisposed to see Sackville-Bagginses at any rate; and he stood up, fidgeting with something in his pocket. But he spoke quite politely. The Sackville-Bagginses were rather offensive. They began by offering him bad bargain-prices (as between friends) for various valuable and unlabelled things. When Frodo kan that only the things specially directed by Bilbo were being given away, they said the whole affair was very fishy. A L O NG-EX PECTE D PART Y 39 Only one thing is clear to me, said Otho, and that is that you are doing exceedingly well out of it. I insist on seeing the will. Otho would have been Bilbos heir, but for the adoption of Frodo. He read the will carefully and snorted. It was, unfortunately, very clear and correct (according to the legal customs of hobbits, which demand among other things seven signatures of witnesses in red ink). Foiled again. he said to his wife. And after waiting sixty years. Spoons. Fiddlesticks. He snapped his fingers under Frodos nose and stumped off. But Lobelia was not so easily got rid of. A little later Frodo came out of the study to see how things were going on, and found her still about the place, investigating nooks and corners, and ,an the floors. He escorted her firmly off the premises, after he had relieved her of several small (but rather valuable) articles that had somehow fallen inside her umbrella. Her face looked as if she was in the throes of thinking out a really crushing parting remark; but all she found to say, turning round on the step, was: Youll live to regret steam refund gifted game, young fellow. Why didnt you go too. You dont belong here; youre no Baggins you youre a Brandybuck. Did you hear that, Merry. That was an insult, if you like, said Frodo as he shut the door on her. It was a compliment, said Merry Brandybuck, and so, of course, not true. Then plqy went round the hole, and evicted three young hobbits (two Boffins and a Bolger) who were knocking holes in the walls of one of the cellars. Frodo also had a tussle with young Sancho Proudfoot (old Odo Proudfoots grandson), who had begun an excavation in the larger pantry, where he thought there was an echo. The legend of Bilbos gold excited both curiosity and hope; for legendary gold (mysteriously obtained, if not positively ill-gotten), is, as everyone knows, anyones for the finding unless the counger is interrupted. When he had overcome Sancho and pushed him out, Frodo collapsed on a chair in the hall. Its time to close the shop, Merry, he said. Lock the door, and dont open it to anyone today, not even if they bring a battering ram. Strik he went to revive himself with a belated cup of tea. He had hardly sat down, when there came a soft knock at link front-door. Lobelia again most likely, he thought. She must have thought of something really nasty, and have come back again to say it. It can wait. He went on with his tea. The knock was repeated, much louder, but he took no notice. Suddenly the wizards head appeared at the window. 40 T HE L ORD O F THE R INGS If you dont let me in, Frodo, I shall blow your door right down your hole and out through the hill, he said. My dear Gandalf. Half a minute. cried Frodo, running out of the room to the door. Come in. Come in. I thought it was Lobelia. Then I forgive you. But I saw her some time ago, driving a ponytrap towards Bywater with a face that would have curdled new milk. She had already nearly curdled me.

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