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Harry asked miserably. She hated him. Nah, she didnt, said Sirius. She started going out with him in seventh year, said Lupin. Once James had deflated his head a bit, said Sirius. And stopped hexing people just for the fun of it, said Lupin. Even Snape. said Harry. Well, said Lupin slowly, Snape was a special case. I mean, he never lost an opportunity to curse James, so you couldnt really expect James to take that lying down, could you. And my mum was okay with that. She didnt know too much about it, to tell you the truth, said Sirius. I mean, James didnt take Snape on dates with her and jinx him in front of her, did he. Sirius frowned at Harry, who was still looking unconvinced. Look, he said, your father was the best friend I ever had, and he was a good person. A lot of people are idiots at the age of fifteen. He grew out of it. Yeah, okay, said Harry heavily. I just never thought Id feel sorry for Snape. Now you mention it, said Lupin, a faint crease between his eyebrows, how did Snape react when he found youd seen all this. He told me hed never teach me Occlumency again, said Harry indifferently, like thats a big disappoint - He WHAT. shouted Sirius, causing Harry to jump and inhale a mouthful of ashes. Are you serious, Harry. quilt top blue Lupin quickly. Hes stopped giving you lessons. Yeah, said Harry, surprised at what he considered a great overreaction. But its okay, I dont care, its a bit of a relief to tell you the - Im coming game names pubg there to have a word with Snape. said Sirius forcefully and he actually made to stand up, but Lupin wrenched him back down again. If anyones going to tell Snape it will be me. he said firmly. But Harry, first of all, youre to go back to Snape and tell him that on no account is he to stop giving you lessons - when Dumbledore hears - I cant tell him that, hed kill me. said Harry, outraged. You didnt see him when we got out of the Pensieve - Harry, there is nothing so important as you learning Occlumency. said Lupin sternly. Do you understand me. Nothing. Okay, okay, said Harry, thoroughly discomposed, not to mention annoyed. Ill. Ill try and say something to him. But it wont be. He fell silent. He could hear distant footsteps. Is that Kreacher coming downstairs. No, said Sirius, glancing behind him. It must be somebody your end. Harrys heart skipped several beats. Id better go. he said hastily and he pulled his head backward out of Grimmauld Places fire. For a moment his head seemed to be revolving on his shoulders, and then he found himself kneeling in front of Umbridges fire with his head firmly back on, watching the emerald flames flicker and die. Quickly, quickly. he heard a wheezy voice mutter right outside the office door. Ah, shes left it open. Harry dived for the Invisibility Cloak and had just managed to pull it back over himself when Filch burst into the office. He looked absolutely delighted about something and was talking to himself feverishly as he crossed the room, pulled open a drawer in Umbridges desk, and began rifling through the papers inside it. Approval for Whipping. Approval for Whipping. I can do it article source last. Theyve had it coming to them for years. He pulled out a piece of parchment, kissed it, then shuffled rapidly back out of the door, clutching it to his chest. Harry leapt to his feet and, making sure that he had his bag and the Invisibility Cloak was completely covering him, he wrenched open the door and hurried out of the office after Filch, who was hobbling along faster than Harry had ever seen him go. One landing down from Umbridges office and Harry thought it was safe to become visible again; he pulled off the Steam maintenance tuesday how long, shoved it in his bag and hurried onward. There was a great deal of shouting and movement coming from the entrance hall. He ran down the marble staircase and found what looked like most of the school assembled there. It was just like the night when Trelawney had been sacked. Students were standing all around the walls learn more here a great ring (some of them, Harry noticed, covered in a substance that looked very like Stinksap); teachers and ghosts were also in the crowd. Prominent among the onlookers were members of the Inquisitorial Squad, who were all looking exceptionally pleased with themselves, and Peeves, who was bobbing overhead, gazed down upon Fred and George, who stood in see more middle of steam counter offensive strike global no floor with the unmistakable look of two people who had just been cornered. said Umbridge Steam maintenance tuesday how long, whom Harry realized was standing just a few stairs in front of him, once more looking down upon her prey. So. you think it amusing to turn a school corridor into a swamp, do you. Pretty amusing, yeah, said Fred, looking back up at her without the slightest sign of fear. Filch elbowed his way closer to Umbridge, almost crying with happiness. Ive got the form, Headmistress, he said hoarsely, waving the piece of parchment Harry had just seen him take from her desk. Ive got the form and Ive got the whips waiting. Oh, let me do it now. Very good, Argus, she said. You two, she went on, gazing down at Fred and George, are about to learn what happens to wrongdoers in my school. You know what. said Fred. I dont think we are. He turned to his twin. George, said Fred, I think weve outgrown full-time education. Yeah, Ive been feeling that way myself, said George lightly. Time to test our talents in the real world, dyou reckon. asked Fred. Definitely, said George. And before Umbridge could say a word, they raised their wands and said together, Accio Brooms. Harry heard a loud crash somewhere in the distance. Looking to his left he ducked just in time - Fred and Georges broomsticks, one still trailing the heavy chain and iron peg with which Umbridge had fastened them to the wall, were hurtling along the corridor toward their owners. They turned left, streaked down the stairs, and stopped sharply in front of the twins, the chain clattering loudly on the flagged stone floor. We wont be seeing you, Fred told Professor Umbridge, swinging his leg over his broomstick. Yeah, dont bother to keep in touch, said George, mounting his own. Fred looked around at the assembled students, and at the silent, watchful crowd. If anyone fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three, Diagon Alley - Weasleys Wizard Wheezes, he said in a loud voice. Our new premises. Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear theyre going to use our products to get rid of this old bat, added George, pointing at Professor Umbridge. STOP THEM. shrieked Umbridge, but it was too late. As the Inquisitorial Squad closed in, Fred and George kicked off from the floor, shooting fifteen feet into the air, the iron peg swinging dangerously below. Fred looked across the hall at the poltergeist bobbing on his level above the crowd. Give her hell from us, Peeves. And Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset. T CHAPTER THIRTY GRAWP he story of Fred and Georges flight to freedom was retold so often over the next few days that Harry could tell it would soon become the stuff of Hogwarts legend. Within a week, even those who had been eyewitnesses were half-convinced that they had seen the twins dive-bomb Umbridge on their brooms, pelting her with Dungbombs before zooming out of the doors. In the immediate aftermath of their departure there was a great wave of talk about copying them, so that Harry frequently heard students saying things like, Honestly, some days I just feel like jumping on my broom and leaving this place, or else, One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley. Fred and George had made sure that nobody was likely to forget them very soon. For one thing, they had not left instructions on how to remove the swamp that now filled the corridor on the fifth floor of the east wing. Umbridge and Filch had been observed trying different means of removing it but without success. Eventually the area was roped off and Filch, gnashing his teeth furiously, was given the task of punting students across it to their classrooms. Harry was certain that teachers like McGonagall or Flitwick could have removed the swamp in an instant, but just as in the case of Fred and Georges Wildfire Whiz-Bangs, they seemed to prefer to watch Umbridge struggle. Then there were the two large broom-shaped holes in Umbridges office door, through which Fred and Georges Cleansweeps had smashed to rejoin their masters. Filch fitted a new door and removed Harrys Firebolt to the dungeons where, it was rumored, Umbridge had set an armed security troll to guard it. However, her troubles were far from over. Inspired by Fred and Georges example, a great number of students were now vying for the newly vacant positions of Troublemakers-in-Chief. In spite of the new door, somebody managed to slip a hairy-snouted niffler into Umbridges office, which promptly tore the place apart in its search for shiny objects, leapt on Umbridge on her reentrance, and tried to gnaw the rings off her stubby fingers. Dungbombs and Stinkpellets were dropped so frequently in the corridors that it became the new fashion for students to perform Bubble-Head Charms on themselves before leaving lessons, which ensured them a supply of fresh clean air, even though it gave them all the peculiar appearance of wearing upside-down goldfish bowls on their heads. Filch prowled the corridors with a horsewhip ready in his hands, desperate to catch miscreants, but the problem was that there were now so many of them that he did not know which way to turn. The Inquisitorial Squad were attempting to help him, but odd things kept happening to its members. Warrington of the Slytherin Quidditch team reported to the hospital wing with a horrible skin complaint that made him look as though he had been coated in cornflakes. Pansy Parkinson, to Hermiones delight, missed all her lessons the following day, as she had sprouted antlers. Meanwhile it became clear just how many Skiving Snackboxes Fred and George had managed to sell before leaving Hogwarts. Umbridge only had to enter her classroom for the students assembled there to faint, vomit, develop dangerous fevers, or else spout blood from both nostrils. Shrieking with rage and frustration she attempted to trace the mysterious symptoms to their source, but the students told her stubbornly they were suffering Umbridgeitis. After putting four successive classes in detention and failing to discover their secret she was forced to give up and allow the bleeding, swooning, sweating, and vomiting students to leave her classes in droves. But not even the users of the Snackboxes could compete with that master of chaos, Peeves, who seemed to have taken Freds parting words deeply to heart. Cackling madly, he read more through the school, upending tables, bursting out of blackboards, and toppling statues and vases. Twice he shut Mrs. Norris inside suits of armor, from which she was rescued, yowling loudly, by the furious caretaker. He smashed lanterns and snuffed out candles, juggled burning torches over the heads of screaming students, caused neatly stacked piles of parchment to topple into fires or out of windows, flooded the second floor when he pulled off all the taps more info the bathrooms, dropped a bag of tarantulas in the middle of the Great Hall during breakfast and, whenever he fancied a break, spent hours at a time floating along after Umbridge and blowing loud raspberries every time she spoke. None of the staff but Filch seemed to be stirring themselves to help her. Indeed, Steam maintenance tuesday how long week after Fred and Georges departure Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, It unscrews the other way. To cap matters, Montague had still not recovered from his sojourn in the toilet. He remained confused and disorientated and his parents were to be observed one Tuesday morning striding up the front drive, looking extremely angry. Should we say something. said Hermione in a worried voice, more info her cheek against the Charms window so that she could see Mr. and Mrs. Montague marching inside. About what happened to him. In case it helps Madam Pomfrey cure him. Course not, hell recover, said Ron indifferently. Anyway, more trouble for Umbridge, isnt it. said Harry in a satisfied voice. He and Ron both tapped the teacups they were supposed to be charming with their wands. Harrys spouted four very short legs that would not reach the desk and wriggled pointlessly in midair. Rons grew four very thin spindly legs that hoisted the cup off the desk with great difficulty, trembled for a few seconds, then folded, causing the cup to crack into two. Reparo. said Hermione quickly, mending Rons cup with a wave of her wand. Thats all very well, but what if Montagues permanently injured. Who cares. said Ron irritably, while his teacup stood drunkenly more info, trembling violently at the knees. Montague shouldnt have tried to take all those points from Gryffindor, should he. If you want to worry about anyone, Hermione, worry about me. You. she said, catching her teacup as it scampered happily away across the desk on four sturdy little willow-patterned legs and replacing it in front of her. Why should I be worried about you. When Mums next letter finally gets through Umbridges screening process, said Ron bitterly, now holding his cup up while its frail legs tried feebly to support its weight, Im going to be in deep trouble. I wouldnt be surprised if shes sent a Howler again. But - Itll be my fault Fred and George left, you wait, said Ron darkly. Shell say I shouldve stopped them leaving, I shouldve grabbed the ends of their brooms and hung on or something. Yeah, itll be all my fault. Well, if she does say that itll be very unfair, you couldnt have done anything. But Im sure she wont, I mean, if its really true theyve got premises in Diagon Alley now, they must have been planning this for ages. Yeah, but thats another thing, how did they get premises. said Ron, hitting his teacup so hard with his wand that its legs collapsed again and it lay twitching before him. Its a bit dodgy, isnt it. Theyll need loads of Galleons to afford the rent on a place in Diagon Alley, shell want to know what theyve been up to, to get their hands on that sort of gold. Well, yes, that occurred to me too, said Hermione, allowing her teacup to jog in neat little circles around Harrys, whose stubby little legs were still unable to touch the desktop. Ive been wondering whether Mundungus has persuaded them to sell stolen goods or something awful. He hasnt, said Harry curtly. How do you know. said Ron and Hermione together. Because - Harry hesitated, but the moment to confess finally seemed to have come. There was no good to be gained in keeping silent if it meant anyone suspected that Fred and George were criminals. Because they got the gold from me. I gave them my Triwizard winnings last June. There was a shocked silence, then Hermiones teacup jogged right over the edge of the desk and smashed on the floor. Oh, Harry, you didnt. she said. Yes, I did, said Harry mutinously. And I dont regret it either - I didnt need the gold, and theyll be great at a joke shop. But this is excellent. said Ron, looking thrilled. Its all your fault, Harry - Mum cant blame me at all. Can I tell call of duty: vanguard torrent pc. Yeah, I suppose youd better, said Harry dully. Specially if she thinks theyre receiving stolen cauldrons or something. Hermione said nothing at all for the rest of the lesson, but Harry had a shrewd suspicion that her self-restraint was bound to crack before long. Sure enough, once they had left the castle for break and were standing around in the weak May sunshine, she fixed Harry with a beady eye and opened her mouth with a determined air. Harry interrupted her before she had even started. Its no good nagging me, its done, he said firmly. Fred and George have got the gold - spent a good bit of it too, by the sounds of it - and I cant get it back from them and I dont want to. So save your breath, Hermione. I wasnt going to say anything about Fred and George. she said in an injured voice. Ron snorted disbelievingly and Hermione threw him a very dirty look. No, I wasnt. she said angrily. As a matter of fact, I was going to ask Harry when hes going to go back to Snape and ask for Occlumency lessons again. Harrys heart sank.
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